How to Survive a Bombastic Metric Bushwhack
“We found a large mass on your right kidney.“ My electrophysiologist, Dr. Pascual, spoke calmly about the results of a CT scan I…
Top Ten Reasons Why Attending Your Coral Park 50-Year High School Reunion is Better Than Attending the 1975 Coral Park Senior Prom.
Top Ten Reasons Why Attending Your Coral Park 50-Year High School Reunion is Better Than Attending the 1975 Coral Park Senior Prom. 1….
The Bugle
I got in the car as soon as I saw the listing. If I moved fast, I could beat the vultures. The private…
The Man-Eating Cockroach
One day, while sitting on a bench in the park, I heard leaves rustling behind me. It sounded like something big was walking…
A Pink Shark
by Violette Ramos One day there was a little shark named Strawberry Shark. She got that name because she was pink when she…
Captain’s Log – 090922 – Starship Coconut
Starship Coconut is our 1995 Corvette convertible. Actually, it’s the Navigator’s Corvette because she mugged my brother Eddy to get it. In March…
The Attack
By Violette Ramos Once upon a time there was a girl named Violette who had every single superpower. She had two sidekicks. Their…
Captain’s Log – 062022 – Assumptions and Progress
Assumptions Yesterday I came across this post on the Facebook group, Cartoons and Jokes. I subscribe to this group because they post a…
Captain’s Log – 061322 – Disappearing in Plain Sight and Progress
A Recent Change in the Home Dynamic It has been over a year that our mothers have lived with us. My mother-in-law, Dora,…
Captain’s Log – 060622 – Anxious Navigator, Progress, and F*@Karoni
Accident We were driving home from visiting my brother in Islamorada on a Sunday night in February 2000 around 9pm. We were traveling…